Strictly 2011 - Song Parodies

One for the Final...

With apologies to lovers of Gilbert & Sullivan's 'Three Little Maids from School'

Three pro-dancers from Russia are we
Brilliant at dancing and choreography
Elated to be through to Final of Strictly
Three pro-dancers from Russia

Up to now it has been such fun
No-one's safe, competition now begun
Each of us wants to say 'We've Won!'
Three pro-dancers from Russia

Three celebs all find it quite scary
Even in fact are getting night-mary
Though getting exemplary tutelary
From three pro-dancers from Russia
Three pro-dancers from Russia

One pro-dancer is Aliona, yum yum
Hoping this year her time has come
To lift that glitter ball up to the sun
Three pro-dancers from Russia
Three pro-dancers from Russia

Second pro-dancer, is sexy Kristina
No one else could be any keener
Has a partner who won't demean her
Three pro-dancers from Russia
Three pro-dancers from Russia

Third pro-dancer, Pasha cuts a dash
Chelsee luvs big brother 'Pash'
First the perfect 40 record to smash
Three pro-dancers from Russia
Three pro-dancers from Russia

Three pro-dancers from Russia are we
Hoping to become Strictly celebrity
Like Putin we want so much to be
Winner of the most votes....
Winner of the most votes....

Brilliant Missinglil! (and page before, loved the Singing in the Drain B4P )

I've found it hard to find the time to do songs this year (or maybe the old grey cells are giving up!) ...will make an effort this week!

Oh my, what talent, what great songs.

Thank you B4P for giving me the opportunity of seeing that fantastic routine from Gene Kelly on Youtube and your song funny and clever.

Lil, you're a

Spot on MissingLil.

jingle wrote: I've found it hard to find the time to do songs this year (or maybe the old grey cells are giving up!) ...will make an effort this week!

Buried under work but I have an exit plan! Still managing to flit on and off to check the boards but no time this week to scribble. Will try to mess with a few Carols and think about a Fairy tale of Shepherds Bush song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN7LW0Y00kE

Oh, the tension tonight is mounting
As the minutes go by, we’re counting
But why does it go so slow ?
I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know.

Have you done, your Christmas shopping ?
Or tomorrow, will you, be popping
Down to Sainsbury, or Tesco ?
Better go, better go...

The competition looks so tight
But a new winner will be born
Ecstatic with sheer delight
But who will be left all forlorn ?

For the trophy they will be vying
Let’s hope, no-one starts crying
To whom will the glitter-ball go ?
Do you know, do you know, do you know ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8QFNrTq9oo

Oh what a night
I, like millions, turned on, my TV
For a very special show to see
We’ll remember
Such a night !

Oh what a night
It’s at an end now, what a shame
Sat-ur-days will never be the same
It was crazy
What a night !

Up high
Celebs came in wheeling, pulled across, the ball-room

In style
Gladiators dancing - to a fight-ing tune.

Oh what a night
Mesmerising and surprising me
It was everything, that it should be
I’ll remember
This fab night!

Brief interlude

Finalists were good, who’ d it be, began to wonder
Wearing the dancer's crown
Might it be him, from down under ?
Oh what a night !

Brief interlude

Oh my-i-i
His showdance was appealing
It was too ea-sy, to ass-ume
Good bye…
Now his dreams were ended
much too soon.
Oh what a night !

Harry and Ali - such an awesome sight
Chelsee bravely, put up such a fight
Sad this lady
What a night !

Brief interlude

But don’t feel crushed
And your spirits dashed asunder
When Christmas comes around
Could be another night of wonder.

Oh what a night !
Oh what a night !
Oh what a night !
Oh what a night !

Here's wishing everyone, especially B4P, Lil, and Jingle, a wonderful Christmas and a happy and healthy 2012.

Great songs Lucielle!

Can't believe the series has come to an end, it seems to have gone so quick this year Hopefully there'll be some poetic mileage in the xmas SCD special!

In the meantime, wishing you all a wonderful Christmas

Lucielle!

Loved the songs, especially 'Oh What a Night' - a fabulous show that was a fitting end to the series, and your song sums it up perfectly!.

Thanks for the good wishes - and the same to you too and all my fellow scribes! We may have had to dip in and out, due to real life getting in the way, but oh my, it's been fun

I'll try to pop in after the Christmas Special but just in case I don't, in the words of the song.....

HAVE YOURSELVES A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS......


Love from Lil