of the d\'Urbevilles

After having been indifferent to discussions about T.ess, and whether she was a worthy hostess, I am now not able to get her out of my mind. The reason? Well we have the second part of the semi final to look forward to, and I expect the highlight to be Kara's rhumba, but I know we are going to be treated to ridiculous post dance questions about the romance of the dance and the showmance of the couple by simpering T.ess. No no no, I want to enjoy the watching the performance and not worry about the simpering that follows (in addition to the pointless judges' comments).

The upside of having an ear problem today is I didn't have to listen to her inane comments. Normally I have to mute some of the post mortem drivel whilst shouting SHUT UP whenever T ess and Br uce rabbit on. The downside is I can lip read.

Could I just mention that if Mrs D was going to a vicars and tarts party after the show she shouldn't have put her costume on so early.