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Post  B4p on Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:58 pm

I was thinking about Brian & Amy's Wizard of Oz Scarecrow dance, thinking how the tune, costumes, and dance, all came together nicely without any tricks or flash. It got me thinking about the music choices again.

If I Only Had A Brain. (Wizard of Oz)
https://youtu.be/nfPiqMfBQvQ


If the troll just had a brain.

Somewhere locked in Strictly Towers, there’s a troll who’s had such power,
it has driven them insane.
All the fans they are losing, with the crazy tunes they're choosing,
cos the music sounds so lame.

Sunday, pros are all a-jitter, some get stitched up like a kipper,
when the weekly tunes are claimed.
Some will try not to giggle, others stand in pools of piddle,
as their hope goes down the drain.

Now I, could really fly,
when I quickstep round that floor,
do a samba til the crowd all roar for more,
and hope my score, goes up the board.

I could rumba without bluffing, do a Paso full of stuffing,
drive a tango, full of fire.
But I’m learning to Foxtrot, courtesy of latest rap God,
who has symbols for a name.

For that troll in Strictly Towers, I will surely have my hour,
Halloween will soon be here.
If you hear a commotion, it’ll be a music potion,
so the troll can grow new ears.
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Post  saxonsiren on Sat Oct 14, 2017 9:02 am

Fantastic B4p! flower afro lol! cheers cheers
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Post  B4p on Sat Oct 14, 2017 7:12 pm

thanks sax Basketball

I had some thoughts about one for 'Spatman' but I wouldn't have time to sort it out before tonights show. We've got guests this evening, so may not get to watch the show til the morning (or then again, have a sneaky peak tonight when everyones gone!) Cool
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Post  jingle on Sun Oct 15, 2017 3:17 pm

cheers  cheers
Ooh, just noticed this post. Excellent lyrics B4P!!

I feel a little rusty, but will get my thinking hat on for a poem.
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Post  B4p on Sun Oct 15, 2017 10:38 pm

I'm like the Tin Man jingle and need a lot of oiling. It's a fair few years since I did any scribbling, and my pencil's just about grown back into a twig! I don't know why, but the last few days my brains started twitching again, especially when I'm trying to get to sleep at night. Look forward to reading other folk's creative masterpieces Basketball
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Post  B4p on Tue Oct 17, 2017 11:17 pm

I was looking at some youtube clips of classic western songs and thought of 'Spatman'.

Do not forsake, oh my darling (from the film High Noon)
https://youtu.be/A4a_1UhwgFU

Do not berate me, oh my darling,
on Strictly Saturday.
Don’t try to slate me, or start snarling,
wait - mate you’re wrong.
I know her balance can be shaky,
her confidence and core can cave.
Now I must face the gang who’ll bait me,
but I’m no coward.
I’ll use my glower,
and all my powers to be saved.

Got me a bike, it was a beauty,
sat her on that to save her booty.
Tangoed a bit, pulled her along,
Top gun was doomed.

They said her legs weren’t flexed but risen,
I disagreed, and would not listen.
She’s nearly out of breath but oh,
what if she turns blue on jive week?

Do not forsake me, oh my darling.
I’m riding shotgun at your side.
Just keep partaking of my Carling.
You’ll soon be weaving.
I’ll start some heaving,
to lift you, if your feet won’t slide.

Skate along, like you belong.
Please the throng, and don't go wrong.
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Post  B4p Yesterday at 9:55 am

For Joe & Katya who obviously like doors.


Green Door (Shakin Steven’s version)
https://youtu.be/MynYuqYhyDc

Last night, my new stalker came creeping.
Watching. Through my window was peeping,
with her, VT camera a-bleeping.

It was Ed Ball’s partner, with a free dance slot, upon the dance floor.
I said ‘I’m not that bothered, rather eat hotpot, than have my feet sore.
Don’t like the Cuban heels, they just don’t appeal, they hurt my feet more.

She said, ‘I could show you ‘New Yorkers’.
I said, ‘I’d rather have some fried porkers’.
All that, mincing is fine if you’re Gorka

Then my ears were bleeding, she was talking loud, about a high score.
Not about the football, but a ‘Turkish towel’, (whatever that’s for).
She talked of ‘drunken sailors’, but I wasn’t sure, whether to ask more.

Spray tan, courtesy of Max Factor.
Dark man. Don’t you know I’m an actor?
No spam. I don’t want Campylobacter

At home I practise, wearing my old socks. I’ve got a clean floor.
They don’t know what I’m dancing, but I bluff a lot, and wave my hands more.
I exercise my face, like I’m from outer space, to act the part more.

I prefer pyjamas, but wardrobe does not. They’re Strictly hardcore.
They said the hoody’s out, the lycra vest is hot, because it shows more.
When halloween comes round, I wonder what they’ll find me, from the joke store.
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Post  saxonsiren Yesterday at 6:09 pm

lol! lol!

Love love these. They should be in a pamphlet for every SCD viewer to sing along too
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Post  B4p Yesterday at 7:38 pm

Thanks sax. Glad it made you smile Very Happy
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